shitty creampie

A slang word usually used in porn for a internal cumshot, or creampie, in the anus.

Man: "Oh man dude, I have Jessica a huge shitty creampie!"

Other man: "Nice!"

by Why am I on this ungodly site? May 7, 2018

double creampie

When a girl takes two loads of cum inside her vagina. It makes the vagina look like a creampie doughnut.

I hope that girl we met at the bar last night was on birth control cuz me and Vinno gave her a double creampie.

by Ribber Lover May 7, 2016

Danish CreamPie

A variation on 'cream pie', the danish CreamPie is when a women is on her period and man ejaculates inside and over of a the woman the vagina. Leaving her looking like a danish.

Fuck Man, I left her looking like a danish CreamPie.

by truthuman July 17, 2021

hobo creampie

To deficate into a persons vaginal canal whilst being homeless

Shia LaBeouf hobo creampied Megan on the set of Transformers

by Wa5 EYM November 18, 2019

baked creampie

Baked Creampie after a male finishes into another person. said person takes a massive bong rip.

"yeah we baked Creampied earlier"

by Bugs_11037 January 19, 2022

creampie special

when you order at HD BURGER ask for the special menu and say" lemme get the creampie special" then they will repeatedly fuck you in the ass and cut your head off after they are done

lets get a creampie special at hd blood

by shlonggodbertram May 24, 2018

Creampie C

Someone who drives an Alfa Rameo that they probably bought on finance, often not the most social person. Has the catchphrase 'splendid' upon creampieing.

"oh my god, its Creampie C... 'splendid!"

by skankhunt49 October 13, 2020