Covfefe

A word used by people that pass their high school English classes by bribing their teachers with their small allowance of a million dollars.
by Canada_eh? June 03, 2017
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Covfefe

Is an irritating orange rash around a golfers sphincter
Hey, did you hear? Trumps got Covfefe!
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A word to say when you've run out of things to say or have lost the desire to finish your thought.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe. I am really tired and was thinking I might just covfefe. It's not you, it's covfefe.
by Stolenmeat May 31, 2017
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Covfefe - (verb) - an admonition to cover up your fefes (alternative noun for feces) when you have been spewing shit that makes no sense.

(noun) - the button you press to spite or rail against the negative

(Acronym) - secret government acronym for covert operations involving iron (Fe) - possibly referring to the iron core of the Earth and accessing it's magnetic power in service to instituting a new world order where magnetism is harnessed in service to fueling our insatiable need for powering all of our electronic devices one of which can often be found in the hands of the current sitting "President" of the United States and logged in to Twitter at all hours of the night.
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The act of covertly masturbating into a fefe. Practiced by those expecting to be sent to prison.
Spicer: Mr. President, sir, what are you doing with my sock behind the podium!?

Trump: Quiet you! I'm practicing covfefe; if I can do it while giving a speech I won't need golden showers to get off!
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Covfefe. A general term used to end a tweet when you are bored with typing it.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe. Donald Trump, 5/30/2017
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Covfefe

The ungodly birth-child of a drunk night out and stubby chode hands.
"Despite the negative press covfefe, I'd like to honor Fox News for sucking my cock.
by AHK222 May 31, 2017
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