confused penis

Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.

person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis

by turtle<3 September 10, 2005

sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
http://i3.tinypic.com/vyky9s.jpg

john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

by as if i'd tell you August 29, 2008

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.

Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.

by Middaymoon December 24, 2008

gravponics confusion

a word used to describe the confusion as to why gravponics keeps getting denied as an acceptable word on urbandictionary.com.

The confusion starts when other definitions of words are completely fabricated and some arent even relevant or make sense. Gravponics is simply a portmanteau of 2 words. As fog is to fogponics, gravity is to gravponics. What would be the reason it keeps getting denied? This is the "gravponics confusion" question. Im sure this wont even get accepted even though i see the dumbest things people fabricate on here.

by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013

Confusion Fairy

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited

It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.

by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015

Sushi confusion

Sushi confusion is when you go into a really nice sushi restaurant and the sushi chef cannot get your order correct. The chef keeps trying to give you the incorrect roll

Hey Bill this sushi place has major sushi confusion because they can never get my order correct. They keep bringing me the wrong roll

by Danz4x September 19, 2016