confused penis

Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.

person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis

by turtle<3 September 10, 2005

sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
http://i3.tinypic.com/vyky9s.jpg

john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

by as if i'd tell you August 29, 2008

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

gravponics confusion

a word used to describe the confusion as to why gravponics keeps getting denied as an acceptable word on urbandictionary.com.

The confusion starts when other definitions of words are completely fabricated and some arent even relevant or make sense. Gravponics is simply a portmanteau of 2 words. As fog is to fogponics, gravity is to gravponics. What would be the reason it keeps getting denied? This is the "gravponics confusion" question. Im sure this wont even get accepted even though i see the dumbest things people fabricate on here.

by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013

indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.

Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.

by Middaymoon December 24, 2008

Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.

Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.

by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019

BRITNEY IS CONFUSED

BRITNEY IS CONFUSED is an Internet meme featuring Britney Spears with a confused face.

When this gets famous Behind The Meme better see this or I will kms!

-Insert Britney Spears video here-
User: BRITNEY IS CONFUSED

by Hugh B. Neutron's Account April 11, 2017