collard greens

spinach for collard people

white guy-"what are collard greens any way?"
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."

by Tyranosuarus Effing Awesome December 20, 2007

blue collar

1. working class

2. a working class person

Blue collar living was not satisfying enough for him.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2008

collateral damage

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.

"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"

by beazley ripper ft. G napes May 25, 2010

pop the collar

When one flips up the collar to the upright position on their polo shirt. From the arabic: popaeus collarus meaning flamboyantly gay. Usually the collar is popped on decidedly feminine pink polos with little alligators on the front. Usually worn by frat bros or UVA students who think they are pimpin', but really look outwardly gay.

People who pop the collar are rich metrosexual fags!

by Todd Wiseman December 8, 2004

gold collar

Young working-class adults who feel that they are entitled to luxury goods such as couture, state-of-the-art electronics, overpriced cars and pretty much anything that they cannot afford.

"The gold collar contingent, ages 18-25, is doing its part by downing $12 Kettle One vodka martinis and sporting the sleekest rims on their Lincoln Navigators. To sustain a lifestyle inspired by rap videos and pop-culture magazines such as Us, they spend a disproportionate amount of their disposable income on expensive brand-name products and services."
-See the Seattle Times article, "Gold-collar generation: The world is theirs?"

by the R word May 16, 2006

popped collar

1. uncool trend of flipping the collar of said polo/dress shirt up
2. way of trying to look cool like those seen on MTV
3. person who is trying to be uber cool
4. often seen wearing pink to prove thier manliness
5. synonyms with: fag, pink, and retard

That dude in the pink polo is such a popped collar. He is trying way to hard to look like he's 18 when if fact he can't be more than 12... fag.

by anti-pop April 19, 2005

blue collar vaccine

Any combination of chicken noodle soup, ginger ale, or 2 tylenol PM's. Used to cure any sickness contracted by the member of a middle class family.

Yo, why weren't you in school today?
I think I got strep throat but my mom gave me the blue collar vaccine so it's all good

by Jerz 973 June 18, 2010