alex what is a cock block?
well kate its when your girls on top of you about to do some stuff to you and your brother comes down and asks if you want to play cops and robbers.
well kate its when your girls on top of you about to do some stuff to you and your brother comes down and asks if you want to play cops and robbers.
by katertotaidnaninanibooboo December 29, 2008
Inviting the ex-boyfriend of a girl to an event when you know your friend is trying to work on her at said event.
by Colin from IC January 21, 2007
when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time
Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks
Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine
Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!
Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine
Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!
by Frank the Multi-tasking planet crusher May 02, 2008
by brittaaahh July 11, 2008
Any stupid/retarded/stereo-typical reasons that a woman will not have sex with a bf/ husband. Its basically a blockage of their vagina hence a cock block. For the boyfriend after being together for at least 3 and a half months and having oral with each other, saying that you are "not ready" to have sex is one of the most common cock-blocks and is inexecusable. For the Husband, saying that you are not in the mood is also unexceptable. If you have a baby within the last year or are pregnant those do not meet the requirements to be called a cock-block. The woman being on her period is the one acceptable excuse and does not qualify as a cock-block
" Man me and my girl have been together have been together for 6 months and we still havent had sex yet!"
"Damn dude, thats a real cock-block she's putting up there."
"It's been a year since me and Charlotte had Timmy and she still doesn't want to have sex....Fuck her stupid cock-blocks"
"Damn dude, thats a real cock-block she's putting up there."
"It's been a year since me and Charlotte had Timmy and she still doesn't want to have sex....Fuck her stupid cock-blocks"
by Singpow January 03, 2008
Bf: So 2nites the nite, rite?
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.
by sidy June 17, 2005
cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.
by sweetrod willy February 28, 2010