Boaster Coaster

One who brags, or boasts a lot.

Van is such a Boaster Coaster.

Christyan is such a Boaster Coaster.

Brandon is such a Boaster Coaster.

by I'm Tyler Day. August 17, 2011

coaster culture

a culture or society in which certain roller coasters exist

Ceder Point is a coaster culture in Ohio.

Is there a coaster culture in Denmark?

by m3gan94 June 13, 2011

Cooch Coaster

Cooch Coaster: The vagina ride.

Example: "Dude, I just rode the Courtney cooch coaster!"
"Bro, I rode that coaster so many times.

Example 2: "Ewh, that betch has a famous cooch coaster, she lets all ages and sizes on it."

by ManginaCat69 July 3, 2011

Ab coaster

Something that is useless, the name is derived from the planet fitness ab coaster. It is a machine that will basically just do nothing and will just stop you from building any muscle.

Bro your weak what have you been doing at the gym sitting on the fucking ab coaster for 1 hour a day.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

roller coaster puzzle

"roller coaster puzzle" is a metaphor that perfectly describes the difficulty dealing with the chaos, serendipity, spontaneity of life. Trying to put your life together through all of life's challenges is directly correlated with the incredulously ridiculous and frankly stupid scenario where a person would bring an unfinished puzzle onto a roller coaster and attempt to build it while going through twists, turns, and loops at 60+ mph with the pieces flying freaking everywhere. To be honest that's what life feels like sometimes and I believe this is a perfect metaphor for that.

Man this shit is like trying to build a roller coaster puzzle smmfh.

by pswizzle540 February 10, 2023

Roller Coaster

Roll-er Co-ster

A train on a track that is safer than American schools. It goes up a lift hill with a chain and hen drops you down a huge hill, it goes upside down. People say you can die on it but they are just pussys.

FRIEND 1: Bro have you heard about the new roller coaster at funnisland.
Pussy #1: A ROLLER COASTER? YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.
Friend #1: *forces pussy to go on the roller coaster*
Pussy #1 and Pussy #2: WERE GONNA FUCKING DIEEE.

by IowanCorn2352 May 2, 2023

Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023