Closing the Gap

What happens to a girls thighs when she enters an emotionally secure relationship.

Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...

Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."

by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

close game

Close game, or short cg is written after a game that has just been won or lost

damn cg
that was a close game
cg

by RickAndMoreTea January 25, 2021

park's closed

another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary

Mike: Hey can I still come to the party, I might be a little late.

Jeff: Park's closed!

by 1w2 September 10, 2009

closing the toothpaste

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.

1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.

by aeather January 26, 2014

Money Close

Similar to the money shot, except used in a gang bang.

"Ah man, she is covered from head to toe!"
"That's cause they used the money close on her."

by BatmanAnd May 19, 2013

Close Block

v. To stay in an establishment past that establishments closing time thereby preventing the employees from closing and going home.

Waiter: Man closing time was 20 minutes ago, that table in the back won't leave.

Cook: Those assholes are totally close blocking us.

by Burnthings March 1, 2010

Closed casket

When a man that spits booty chatter. Finds another way to end his pause moment and closed the casket. Similar to being in a closed closet

closed casket - to close casket of a person after using the word booty chatter

by Untrill bill July 11, 2019