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tijuana cheesecake 

No one wants to knock up a Tijuana hooker so everyone nuts in their ass. Later, when they take a shit, there is a nice layer of creamy "cheesecake" on the shitty crust.
"I may have to refill my Valtrex, but making three Tijuana cheesecakes for 20 bucks is worth it."

"Don't use the shitter dude, one of these hookers left a Tijuana Cheesecake on the upper deck."
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Japanese cheesecake 

The act of performing a cream pie with a set of busty Japanese twin sisters, or first cousins in a pinch
Pho gave the Shang sisters the old Japanese cheesecake last night.

Follygate Cheesecake

The act of sandblasting a lady’s face with jizz whilst up to the second knuckle in your own rusty sheriff’s badge and then finishing up by giving her a dirty sanchez
Steve always maintained that it was the moment he gave Maria a Follygate Cheesecake that he truly knew that she was the one for him

faggot cheesecake 

“My uncle troy bought a new faggot cheesecake.”

Long Island Cheesecake 

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

stuff your cheesecake 

A phrase used to request an individual to cease speaking.
I'm sick of hearing about your new Google Pixel phone. Now stuff your cheesecake!
stuff your cheesecake by dersmi February 22, 2018

Last piece of cheesecake

If you are willing to share your last piece of cheesecake with someone,You love that person!
I like him enough to share my last piece of cheesecake..(meaning I love him)