Dave Chappelle

The funniest man on Comedy Central. He's the greatest thing to hapen to them.

Dave Chappelle:He's The best. Why? Cause he does his shit straight street son, banging bitches with no rubbers and stabbing niggas with butter knives.

by some random guy69 July 16, 2006

champYINZ

is the Pittsburgh Steelers, a man's team, the baddest in the NFL, who are champions but with the rustic accents added on the YINZ. after winning their sixth superbowl, the most in the NFL

dude the Steelers are the best
yea man, its because their champYINZ

by BiG Fu February 2, 2009

chapped corn

A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."

There's no fucking way I can go dancing tonight. My chapped corn is rawer than a shaved clitoris.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

happy clappy

A derogatory term, used to describe evangelical Christain fundamentalists; usually those who express their faith through modern music or other media.

Some bloody happy clappy thinks he can wake me up before 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday to talk me about God!? I'll show him!

by Molecule802.11 April 5, 2009

happy crappy

All of the unnecessary social etiquette (i.e., business preliminaries) that needs to be exchanged before you can get down to business.

Let's cut the happy crappy and get down to work.

by The Elklanding Crew March 14, 2008

chappingtons

a word used to describe the weather when it's extremely cold.

damn! it's chappingtons outside!

by amit k December 4, 2004

Chapped hips

Banging an old woman, a granny, so hard you break or fracture her hips.

Man I was fucking that GILF so hard last night, I swear I left her with chapped hips.

by DivineJustice November 19, 2010