Cavemanned

When your dude is a weak bitch and pisses you off you manhandle him bitch slap him and drag tom out of the house by his hair kicking and screaming.

My dude pissed me off so I" cavemanned"his punk ass.

by Scotty2hotty614 November 12, 2020

Caveman Style

The term used when one (male) spits on one’s hand and furiously masturbates until they jizz on themselves and instead of washing it off, leaves the spit and nut mixture to dry on their hand.

I saw Jerald going caveman style in the bathroom yesterday and then shake jamal’s hand.

by Spaceboihenreh December 23, 2023

Caveman club

A long Hairy clit that was once a man but now a women

I was surprised to find It had a caveman club between her legs instead of just a vagina

by Hay girl 82 December 25, 2023

Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.

What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.

by Shit brain May 15, 2010

Discord Caveman

A Discord user who thinks they are the funniest user in the server Even though all they do is send the same 5 tenor gifs. They purely Talk with Gifs and have devolved into a caveman who has internet access

This Fucking Discord caveman keeps sending me these unfunny ass tenor gifs. Go type for once in you're life for christs sake

by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 January 28, 2024