Capacious COCK Wallet

A large moist wallet for ones cock.

Feeling rather inadequate after shagging Belinda and sharing my disappointment to my friend Albert, he said belinda is known for having a "Capacious COCK Wallet" old bean! rather like fisting an elephants grandma!

by Johny Alpha December 11, 2011

Capakid

Short for cabbage patch kid so you don’t have to say the full thing but still call someone a cabbage patch kid. Describing someone who is quite big in size, maybe a bear in terms of gay

He looks like such a capakid

by Okay Goodbye June 15, 2018

Capalotty

A word given to someone who caps more than a regular capalot, and is usually called David

Tonye; David said his name is not Bele, that's the real Capalotty right there

by Maphorista June 11, 2021

dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.

It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.

by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014

hetero capacity

refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong

{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson June 15, 2007

Campain

A very painful advertising campaign.

GoDaddy's ad campains are disgusting.

by CodeBastard January 7, 2012

Champagne Campaign

A military assignment of what was left of the 442nd Regiment at the end of 1944 to guard a part of southern France. The mission covered the seaside Alps down to French Riviera - a cush locale for a weekend pass.

After fighting the brutal Battle of the Bulge, the surviving members of the 442nd dubbed their new effort in the war The Champagne Campaign for the luxurious surroundings and ready supply of alcohol and women in Nice and local towns.

by EveryPennyofIt January 13, 2011