Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006

buffer bitch

the person you bother when somthing is taking to long to load on your computer.

stacy was downloading some RPG and made me her buffer bitch. took over an hour.

by fool's folly February 23, 2011

Buford, Wyoming

Home of the loneliest man in the US. Population: 1.

In Buford, Wyoming the man that lives there must be the mayor, fire chief, police man and store keeper. Funny...

by HomeSkilletBiscuit1015 July 20, 2011

throat buger

yellowish white mass of hard snot like material that mysteriously comes from the back of your throat, smells like donkey breath.

James coughed up the biggest throat buger i ever saw. He couged it on his monitor and you could smell it from across the room.

by Bryan Gurney January 8, 2008

short buser

Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.

"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!

by Jay-No December 10, 2009

Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating

I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting

by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009

buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

by LPathe November 30, 2010