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Bruno Mars

Do have any Bruno Mars
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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Bruno

Bruno is the friend in the group who never has money, or so he says, and he asks other friends (especially if their is Diogo) to buy him farturas. He also is always aware of the fact that Maxi Pizza is open 24/7, which he gladly shares with his mates, in hope they'll want to go, and buy him some pizza.

Bruno has two distinct laughs, a real life one, where he just cries a lot, and virtual one that goes like this: xaxaxaxa.
Bruno: DAM, paga akela fartura

Bruno: Ent paga aí uma Maxi xaxaxaxaxaxxa a
by meidosei February 23, 2019
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lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game
Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno
by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024
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Pulling a Bruno

Manscaping you pubic hair in to a heart, star, or anything else gay because most men keep the bush or just trim or shave it off.
Guy1: Hey man can you help me out?

Guy2: Yeah whats up?

Guy1: Can you help me I'm "Pulling a Bruno".

Guy2: Umm.. what?

Guy1: Just manscape me a heart.
by BabyNegro July 9, 2012
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Bruno

literally the loml. bruno is a work of art and i want to spend every single day of my life with bruno. i would sell my soul just so i could spend every day with bruno. bruno has got me pretending that a pillow is bruno. bruno has a wonderful face and the prettiest brown eyes, and the prettiest hair. bruno could literally choke me and i would enjoy it just because we are touching. all i want to do is be around bruno. bruno is a beautiful piece of art abd all i want to do is just crawl inside of it and frolic in it's beauty. bruno is like a ray of sunshine and if i burn while basking in it, so be it. i would rather burn than not be able to feel bruno's warmth. bruno lights up my day with bruno's smile and their laugh. literally like marry me mf.
bruno is the loml.

bruno is the best!!
bruno should suck my toes tbh
by stevelacyno1fan November 5, 2022
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Dirty Bruno

When you spread her ass cheeks and spit on her touch hole then slurp it up to spit it in her face.
Last night I gave that chick a "Dirty Bruno" because she talked shit about my family..
by Gee Money$ April 27, 2024
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