brokeback mayonnaise

1. One who regularly consumes brokeback mayonnaise
2. See also Dirty Eskimo and Gay -Ka-Bob

That NikG is such a Dirty Eskimo, and he sure loves that brokeback mayonnaise all over his face!

by Society for no more gay NikGs August 18, 2006

brokeback footlong

a nickname for a gay man's penis or anything involving a penis in general.

"dude let's dip or brokeback footlongs in some orange julius lubricant and go to town!"

by teeeeeeeeeee May 22, 2006

broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

Brokeback

Used to describe someone or something as being better than good.

Damn! That sword is +10 agility, seems brokeback to me.

by haxboiman September 14, 2019

Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak

Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain

by anonymous December 17, 2023

BrokeBack

A broken man with no woman to love him.

Hey did you see those brokebacks in "Brokeback Mountain?"

by RobJonestheFirst April 12, 2010

Brokeback Rodeo

When a group of Bros get drunk, and get naked in a hotel room. They take turns being the "Bull" and the "Cowboy" After slathering each other with Baby oil, the Cowboy tries to ride the Bulls back. If he can stay on for 8 seconds, he gets to butt fuck the Bull while everyone yells "Ridem Cowboy"

"Me and the boys got to drinkin last night and had us a Brokeback Rodeo while we were in that fancy Vegas hotel room"

by Wrasslin Jimbo June 21, 2022