A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.
Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.
by Government Cheese Eater December 14, 2020

She wants to be loved, but doesn't want to be TOO loved. She wants to be loved on HER terms and you should just know when she wants it so you don't piss her off. You never want to piss off a Brandi.
Whoa, is that a Brandi???
by Rugaboo June 11, 2022

by Zip the zippy January 31, 2021

A male or female (gender neutral) who is all about “the presentation” of themselves and/or their kids, partner, pet, spouse (family) etc... wearing ONLY brand name clothing, sunglasses, purses, etc
That girl I met today was very “brandie” she was sporting Ray-bans,an Abercrombie T-shirt , North Face jacket, Ugg boots, an Apple Watch and a Kate Spade purse!
by BLT502 December 28, 2018

A very pretty girl who is a great friend when you get to know her. Shes good at anything she does (especially dance) usually has long hair with blonde highlights and brown eyes sometimes she can be a white girl tho
by elleshelle<3 December 26, 2016

by Big Boy Bruce June 24, 2023
