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clink clonk rainy bonk

what you can say on literally any occasion. the funniest sentence to exist. sometimes the bonk is emphasized like BONK or b o n k.
“dude i fucked your mom
“well clink clonk rainy bonk i guess
by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019
mugGet the clink clonk rainy bonkmug.
Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."
I never let a d-boy bonk for free.
by bebe9512 July 2, 2010
mugGet the i never let a d-boy bonk for free.mug.

Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.
Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets
by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021
mugGet the Bonkmug.

bonk

man bonk is so cool, everyone loves bonk and they have brilliant taste in women (and they're not a furry)
“i should be more like bonk”
by bonktopia July 2, 2021
mugGet the bonkmug.

Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
mugGet the Anal Bonkmug.

Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.
That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.
by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk ass

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.
by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020
mugGet the Bonk assmug.

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