Bloop

When you’re taking a shit in a porta-potty and your poop hits the brand new blue water and it splashes up all over your cooter.

I just took a huge shit and when my log hit the blue water it went BLOOP all over my vag!

by StickyNicky87 July 20, 2018

bloop

Is a word to use when not knowing what to say, or when being asked a question you don't know the answer too. A word with no true meaning so can be interpreted however you want.

Jimmy: "Will you marry me?"
Charles: "bloop"

by josiahaha April 25, 2021

bloop

The word males fondly use as they...
A. drop a cock in a womans ass
B. drop a nutsack in a womans mouth (see tea bagging)
c. "dirty sanchez" the dumb ass that wont wake up off your couch from the party last night.

A. Oh yea baby, you like that? well howa bout this... BLOOP!
B. oh baby, you give the bombest head! BLOOP!
C. WAKE UP FOOL!!! ...... I said wake the fu*k UP!.... this bitch! allright if this fool dont get up by the time im outta the bathroom....BLOOP!

by JoelC! May 1, 2006

Blooping

Blooping is when your poking someone’s lower body part constantly

Her: *poking his 🍆
Him: “what are you doing?”
Her : “I’m blooping”

by 00000000000000000000000000000’ June 7, 2022

Bloop

A super-natural being destined to take over the world, solar system, galaxy, and universe in the near future. Or just a funny little thing to say in your group chats to confuse friends.

Bloop will rule the universe!
Bloop.

by the_meerkat_of_scream October 27, 2020

bloop

When a guy cums in a girl and she stands up and the cum makes a bloop sound.

Guy: Yo i totally blooped my girl last night and she scurried away to the bathroom

by shescurriedaway June 18, 2018

Bloop

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob while she is taking a poop.

The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.

by ScaeParty January 13, 2024