Person 1: “I love my girlfriend. She doesn’t care that I’m lacking in the bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”
by みすりす December 27, 2024

Feeling not quite right but normal enough to make it through your day. Somethings just not quite right.
by Kenbo 337 September 27, 2025

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?
by anonymous October 19, 2020


Being caught off guard
Best friend: hey look there!
You: where?(looking at the direction he pointed at)
Best friend: smak!! ( He slapped you), hahaha i caught your lacking
You : cring in slow motion
You: where?(looking at the direction he pointed at)
Best friend: smak!! ( He slapped you), hahaha i caught your lacking
You : cring in slow motion
by Mr so hot July 21, 2022

by anonymous September 15, 2020

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 6, 2023
