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Rusty baguette

When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.
I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!
by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021
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Baguette

A word that means a massive penis; over a foot long.
Dude, jack has a total baguette.
by Endei October 2, 2023
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Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.
Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017
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Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
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Bideford Baguette

The act of performing cunnilingus on a rank pussy.
"She was a nasty girl - had a minge that looked like a Bideford baguette , Quimm cheese , baggy ham on a crusty cob with salad dressing dripping out. But I ate her out anyway"
by Not Bambi January 20, 2024
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Oui Oui Baguette

French for ' yes yes baguette ', which is kinda nonsense
Person 1: Oui oui baguette
Person 2: Bruh
by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023
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Baguette du Barry

Synonym of Barry and Bart van Dam.

(Acronym; Barry Boos)
Barry Brood implies Baguette du Barry
by Jay-Dictionary February 7, 2019
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