African Baguette

French person who comes from Africa, pretends to be French enough to not be kicked out of Paris. Often black, sometimes white.

Rory is such an African Baguette, speaking in French despite being Zimbabwean.

by geekyd August 3, 2019

Baguette du Barry

Synonym of Barry and Bart van Dam.

(Acronym; Barry Boos)

Barry Brood implies Baguette du Barry

by Jay-Dictionary February 7, 2019

baguette arms

Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like

Fucking hell! He’s got baguette arms...

by Dockers4hands January 29, 2018

beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

baguette eating muffin

france

u baguette eating muffin

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 4, 2019

nutella on the baguette

When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.

Jean-Pierre just put some Nutella on the Baguette, bon Appétit

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

Baguette Cremosa

Baguette Cremosa is when your jercking off and you are almost cumming, don´t cum and let your sperm rest in your balls.

Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.

Dude that baguette cremosa joint was hell a lit last night Fam.

by Machado Cardoso January 21, 2019