Bacon

A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.

Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.

Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.

Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!

Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!

Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*

by Charlotte Jane April 6, 2010

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BACON

the cure for cancer

Mike: I'm going to die of cancer tom
Doctor: its ok have some Bacon
(( eats bacon ))
Mike: i feel better, thanks doctor
Doctor: Don't thank me, thank GOD he created the world to enjoy bacon

by ily 69 March 24, 2010

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and Bacon

to add bacon to anything, to express the undefinable

yes i'll have eggs, toast, and bacon. Bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon. and bacon

by B-boytano November 9, 2003

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bacon

large scabs usually in a similar shape as a piece of bacon.

Hey Turtle, nice slab of bacon on that knee. Where did you biff?

by Dr. Turtle February 3, 2009

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Bacon

A whore, one who is only concerned with having sex with many men.

A person that takes it up the butt.

A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.

"Hey, I heard that bacon chick was preggers."

"Really?"

"Yeah....Not surprising though LOL"

by asdfjkl;asdfjkl; March 12, 2008

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