Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.
Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.
Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight
Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.
Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight
Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.
by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020
Bacon-ation (bay-con-ach-on)
1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.
2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.
3. An act of celebration with bacon.
1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.
2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.
3. An act of celebration with bacon.
"Hey Charles, I can't believe you cured cancer! Time for a Baconation!"
"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"
"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"
by pels June 29, 2012
Alternative pronunciation for an extremely long last name (i.e. Bocanegra, Brickowski, Badagliacca).
by lkombat November 20, 2010
v. The present act of eating bacon. Can be used in past, present, or future tense: Ex. "baconing", "baconed", or "will bacon".
Tim: What are you going to do today?
Jim: I'm going home to go bacon!
Tim: Can I come too??
Jim: No way, get your own!
Sally: I baconed yesterday, it was delicious!
Sue: I'll be baconing tomorrow!
Jim: I'm going home to go bacon!
Tim: Can I come too??
Jim: No way, get your own!
Sally: I baconed yesterday, it was delicious!
Sue: I'll be baconing tomorrow!
by pseudonym778 August 06, 2012
A delicous burger sold at Wendy's, consisting of 2 beef patties, 6 pieces of bacon, a ton of cheese, ketchup, and mayonaisse. While this burger makes a delicious and nutricious meal, it also makes for a great sexual experience while warm, due to the warmth and natural greasiness of the sandwich.
Man, my dad was so drunk and horny last night he made love to a baconator. He woke up with a full belly, empty balls, and ketchup all over his tighty whitey's.
by crazy legz August 18, 2009
To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.
You know when you've been baconed
by oracle April 06, 2009
Something that is cooler than cool, and more awesome than awesome should be referred to as "bacon." If something is even more bacon than bacon, one should refer to it as "crispy bacon."
Dude! Did you see me nail that back flip? That was so bacon! If I could only hit the double... that would be such crispy bacon.
by Qvack Duck December 07, 2007