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Attention Surplus Disorder

people who sit and watch or listen to bullshit uncritically not realising that it's complete bullshit.

Opposite of Attention Deficit Disorder
ie. people who watch:
big brother
soaps
tele evangelists
daytime TV

people who listen to
most sermons
Andrew Bolt
get rich quick seminars
Nigerian email hoaxes
email chain letters

and many more...
by Pugsworth June 24, 2004
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Attention whore

Someone who craves attention. Attention whores usually don't care if they get made fun of, because they think that they are getting more attention if people are insulting them. By the time most attention whores leave high school, they finally realize that nobody ever cared about them.
This retarded canadian kid in my school is an attention whore. Everyone in my school makes fun of how fucking stupid he is and how he'll end up cleaning shit out of outhouses, but he is happy because he's getting attention. By the time he starts cleaning the stale shit out of his first assigned outhouse, he'll finally realize that nobody ever gave a shit about him. Hopefully, he won't have kids, or mankind's gene pool may be further poisoned by attention whores and/or failures.
by I hate attention whores... October 19, 2009
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Fatal Attraction

Someone who is obsessive and dangerous, especially, in pursuit of another for:

1. rejecting/spurning that someone.
2. treating that someone dirty.

It can also be expressed as "a fatal attraction."
A fatal attraction for example involves in 2 movies:

FATAL ATTRACTION: 1987
Michael Douglas and Glenn Close

(The black "FATAL ATTRACTION")
A THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE: 1996
Martin Lawrence and Lynn Whitfield
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 17, 2006
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attention whores

A person who will sell their soul for attention.
by kenttheroofer December 3, 2011
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Attention Whore

Somebody who craves attention so much that they'll make themselves look like a sphincter just to get it
see him with that hat pulled over his face and barking like a dog... hes such an attention whore
by no-one111 February 7, 2009
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i want attention syndrome

When a person pretends to be depressed for attention, frequently cutting themselves and stating that they will commit suicide
She said she has anxiety but she just had I want attention syndrome
by Heystabb May 4, 2018
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Homomusical Attraction

A non-sexual attraction to a musician (of your own sex) and their music to the point where you have developed great admiration and an unhealthy obsession. Every time their music comes on, you start listening to the music, their voice included if they're a vocal artist, no matter whats going on, and it starts to make you feel good, even in the worst times.
Joe: Hey Frank, you like Elton John?

Frank: Elton John! I love all his songs, he's so awesome! No joke, I have a Homomusical attraction to him. He's the man.

Joe: All right bro, chill.
by Danacious T December 20, 2010
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