Every one of his girlfriends will become lesbian. There is just something about him that makes girls change. He gets a very low score on the rice purity test. Bullies children whenever he can.
George: Aaaashhherrr
Asher: What the Fuck do you want
George: What happened to your girlfriend
Asher: She a lesbian
George ahaahahahahahhahahahahah
Asher: What the Fuck do you want
George: What happened to your girlfriend
Asher: She a lesbian
George ahaahahahahahhahahahahah
by StephCurryballer30brother April 01, 2022
Asher is the best person alive and he will make you happy and is the best boyfriend to anyone, they will hunt your chickens if you need them too and even be so nice.
Asher is amazing.
by AIOJDISJDIFJ October 19, 2021
Bald moly brit who can and will scare you with his cute fish knowledge. But despite all of that he's still a swag friend who's very cool!!!
He's also Eridan from homestuck (citation needed) and listen Grian nobody touches my bush you're done it all started when Grian touched my redstone. Won't shut up about Will Wood.
He's also Eridan from homestuck (citation needed) and listen Grian nobody touches my bush you're done it all started when Grian touched my redstone. Won't shut up about Will Wood.
by St4rDre4m January 02, 2023
A man with a heart of gold. He's the most caring and loving man you will ever meet. He's funny, sweet, patient, and understanding. He has the brightest laugh and the warmest smile, and he is the most selfless man in this world. Asher is incredibly intelligent and has a vast amount of knowledge on just about every topic you could think of. He's incredibly creative and constantly tries his best to inspire others. He's also a wonderful cook and great at crafting. If perfect exists, Asher is just that. A wonderful man.
Person A: Wow this guy seems like such a lovely guy! Who's he?
Person B: His name is Asher. You'll absolutely love him.
Person B: His name is Asher. You'll absolutely love him.
by Heidi Reinhardt September 06, 2020
A man with a heart of gold. He's the most caring and loving man you will ever meet. He's funny, sweet, patient, and understanding. He has the brightest laugh and the warmest smile, and he is the most selfless man in this world. Asher is incredibly intelligent and has a vast amount of knowledge on just about every topic you could think of. He's incredibly creative and constantly tries his best to inspire others. He's also a wonderful cook and great at crafting. If perfect exists, Asher is just that. A wonderful man.
Person A: Wow this guy is so pleasant to be around? Who's he?
Person B: His name is Asher. You'll love him.
Person B: His name is Asher. You'll love him.
by Heidi Reinhardt September 06, 2020
Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022
Asher is my husband, he is one of the kindest, gentle and sweet human beings I’ve ever met. I love my Asher baby. 🖤
by DaddyLuvr777 December 30, 2023