Asher is the best person alive and he will make you happy and is the best boyfriend to anyone, they will hunt your chickens if you need them too and even be so nice.
Asher is amazing.
by AIOJDISJDIFJ October 19, 2021
Bald moly brit who can and will scare you with his cute fish knowledge. But despite all of that he's still a swag friend who's very cool!!!
He's also Eridan from homestuck (citation needed) and listen Grian nobody touches my bush you're done it all started when Grian touched my redstone. Won't shut up about Will Wood.
He's also Eridan from homestuck (citation needed) and listen Grian nobody touches my bush you're done it all started when Grian touched my redstone. Won't shut up about Will Wood.
by St4rDre4m January 02, 2023
A man with a heart of gold. He's the most caring and loving man you will ever meet. He's funny, sweet, patient, and understanding. He has the brightest laugh and the warmest smile, and he is the most selfless man in this world. Asher is incredibly intelligent and has a vast amount of knowledge on just about every topic you could think of. He's incredibly creative and constantly tries his best to inspire others. He's also a wonderful cook and great at crafting. If perfect exists, Asher is just that. A wonderful man.
Person A: Wow this guy seems like such a lovely guy! Who's he?
Person B: His name is Asher. You'll absolutely love him.
Person B: His name is Asher. You'll absolutely love him.
by Heidi Reinhardt September 06, 2020
A man with a heart of gold. He's the most caring and loving man you will ever meet. He's funny, sweet, patient, and understanding. He has the brightest laugh and the warmest smile, and he is the most selfless man in this world. Asher is incredibly intelligent and has a vast amount of knowledge on just about every topic you could think of. He's incredibly creative and constantly tries his best to inspire others. He's also a wonderful cook and great at crafting. If perfect exists, Asher is just that. A wonderful man.
Person A: Wow this guy is so pleasant to be around? Who's he?
Person B: His name is Asher. You'll love him.
Person B: His name is Asher. You'll love him.
by Heidi Reinhardt September 06, 2020
Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022
Asher is my husband, he is one of the kindest, gentle and sweet human beings I’ve ever met. I love my Asher baby. 🖤
by DaddyLuvr777 December 30, 2023
A sweet, funny, and lovable girl whose heart is big, but her temper is shorter than she is. Her heart first belongs to God, so if you try to pursue her, you might find yourself attending church the following Sunday. She loves her family, and isn't afraid to show it. She's very loud, extremely theatric, and some people consider her "childish", but she couldn't care less! Nothing is "normal" with her, so if you date her, literally expect the unexpected! She makes you smile without even trying, and half the time she doesn't even know how she's doing it. I don't know how, but she simultaneously lives in two worlds at once, and is oblivious a good percent of the time. She's often on her toes, either working so she can blow her money on her family, or literally standing on her toes because she wants to see how long she can hold the position. Get on her bad side, and she'll tear you a new one! She may not remember what she wore the other day, but she'll never forget what you did to piss her off!
by imapersonwithaname November 24, 2021