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Arkansas Windmill

The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.
I gave that girl Wendy an Arkansas Windmill last night.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
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Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!
by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023
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Arkansas shuffle

The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.
I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.
by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023
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Arkansas Transfer Portal

The person in the middle position of a three person threesome. To achieve the status of Lucky Pierre they must be both penetrated by the person behind them and penetrating the person in front of them simultaneously.

This is an exclusively homosexual act performed by three members of "team gay". A gay couple invite a third person ino the mix. One mans penis is larger than the other and gets all the attention, the small guy leaves.
New guy Draymon caught they eye of Treyvon, so invited him into the shower for a 3-way with Deyvon. Dey was lacking, Dray was packing and Trey wanted that meat-packing. Dey saw the writing on the wall, and left back-packing. It's your classic Arkansas Transfer Portal situation!
by PassedoutH2P February 1, 2024
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Arkansas

A shit ass state with nothing but hills and tornadoes i will set up a go fund me to get everyone out of that shit ass state FUCK THE MAYOR OF ARKANSAS
bruh imagine living in Arkansas ☠️☠️☠️☠️
by oliver walker December 19, 2022
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Arkansas warthog

The act of getting skull fucked through your ear with a chode
I’m gonna give you an Arkansas warthog
by Chilldeese August 3, 2024
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Arkansas Bagpipe

When you take the bladder out of a box of wine, throw it over your shoulder, and drink all night from the spout.
That dude with the Arkansas Bagpipe was trashed!
by NurseRatchett February 27, 2021
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