by W3tarMmmPit March 18, 2014
Get the Wet Armpitmug. Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).
"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."
by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017
Get the Armpit Surfingmug. Sometimes called a blanket salesman, appearing on beaches and trying to sell gadgetry either from a blanket wrap or from bags carried under the armpit
by CoolBo$$ November 1, 2022
Get the armpit plazamug. by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023
Get the Ayden's Armpit Hairsmug. The area on the male genitals where the penis and ball sack make contact when the penis is resting on the balls. Sinilar to how a baby arm is a euphemism for a penis, the baby armpit is a euphemism for the area previously explained.
"I forgot to shower yesterday and now my baby armpit has a gnarly smell"
"Whenever I sweat a lot my baby armpit starts to itch"
"Whenever I sweat a lot my baby armpit starts to itch"
by MartianKazu May 3, 2020
Get the Baby Armpitmug. While vacationing in Russia you fuck a chick with a super hairy box. After you shoot your load all over her giant bush pour a generous amount of Stolytchna vodka on your cock and slide your meat under her hairy armpit and fuck it until you erupt like the cooling rods at Chernobyl.
by Rooster7395 December 23, 2020
Get the Siberian armpitmug. 