armpit dog

A small dog that is generally carried under the arm of its owner rather than left to move on its own. Often ubiquitous among young female celebrities and influencers.

These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.

Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.

Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.

Also known as “purse pups”.

Paris Hilton’s elbows must really hurt at the end of the day. She’s always carrying an armpit dog.

I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.

by Shrimp Fan August 22, 2020

Armpits

Armpits.com is a sweatproof undershirt company.

I’m going to Armpits.com to purchase my sweatproof undershirts.

by Armpits.com April 27, 2024

Baby Armpit

The area on the male genitals where the penis and ball sack make contact when the penis is resting on the balls. Sinilar to how a baby arm is a euphemism for a penis, the baby armpit is a euphemism for the area previously explained.

"I forgot to shower yesterday and now my baby armpit has a gnarly smell"

"Whenever I sweat a lot my baby armpit starts to itch"

by MartianKazu May 3, 2020

Turd’s Armpit

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.

That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”

by girl1342 February 17, 2023

armpit camouflage

When you use axe/old spice body spray instead of showering.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 May 4, 2016

Ayden's Armpit Hairs

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.

"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"

by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023

armpit plaza

Sometimes called a blanket salesman, appearing on beaches and trying to sell gadgetry either from a blanket wrap or from bags carried under the armpit

Jake, look at the armpit plaza dude coming to us. He’s got fake RayBens.

by CoolBo$$ November 1, 2022