alarm cock

when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep
that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.
by iwannafuckbettywhite July 29, 2013
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alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.
Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
by Collard Greens November 11, 2013
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sounding the alarm

In business, the pre-curser to "blowing the whistle" or "whistle blowing". Typically, it is the act of generating awareness to upper management of illegal or unethical activities being committed by senior leadership in a firm or corporation, without disclosure to the media.
Ex. "It was Doug's choice in sounding the alarm to the Board of Directors regarding the financial irregularities performed by the CFO".
by ImperialSaint22 June 10, 2013
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rape alarm

It's a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. People buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person's partner.

It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
by Downtown Wtf April 17, 2010
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false alarm

when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms
dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her
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Lunk Alarm

The lunk who wrote this "definition" is so insecure that he needs to complain about a place that's safe for people who may just be getting the nerve up to begin. It looks like he's more interested in that $10 than the wellbeing of others. Nice.
The lunk alarm sounded when that guy clicked the SUBMIT button.
by MiSC-en-Scène November 06, 2015
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charm alarm

when one has a shart attack and needs rescue so they pull the charm alarm
"John, pull the damn charm alarm youre having a shart attack"-PD Tom
by Jacob Tab January 20, 2008
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