that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.
by iwannafuckbettywhite July 29, 2013
Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
by Collard Greens November 11, 2013
In business, the pre-curser to "blowing the whistle" or "whistle blowing". Typically, it is the act of generating awareness to upper management of illegal or unethical activities being committed by senior leadership in a firm or corporation, without disclosure to the media.
Ex. "It was Doug's choice in sounding the alarm to the Board of Directors regarding the financial irregularities performed by the CFO".
by ImperialSaint22 June 10, 2013
It's a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. People buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person's partner.
It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
by Downtown Wtf April 17, 2010
dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her
by Zion Saint, hey._johnny_park_@hotmail.com December 28, 2007
The lunk who wrote this "definition" is so insecure that he needs to complain about a place that's safe for people who may just be getting the nerve up to begin. It looks like he's more interested in that $10 than the wellbeing of others. Nice.
by MiSC-en-Scène November 06, 2015
by Jacob Tab January 20, 2008