that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.
by iwannafuckbettywhite July 29, 2013
by Talroma March 30, 2007
Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
by Collard Greens November 11, 2013
It's a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. People buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person's partner.
It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
by Downtown Wtf April 17, 2010
dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her
by Zion Saint, hey._johnny_park_@hotmail.com December 28, 2007
The lunk who wrote this "definition" is so insecure that he needs to complain about a place that's safe for people who may just be getting the nerve up to begin. It looks like he's more interested in that $10 than the wellbeing of others. Nice.
by MiSC-en-Scène November 06, 2015
by Jacob Tab January 20, 2008