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Abe Lincoln

When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.
When I showed her my Abe Lincoln she dropped her Gettysburg a dress.
by Barncat6969 December 17, 2016
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The Abe Lincoln

The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.
by thawitefantastk March 7, 2007
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Morning Abs

When you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and witness the illusion that your abs are toned, which quickly fades away as soon you eat a bagel and have a cup of coffee.
::wakes up in the morning.. looks into mirror::

me: Damn... I'm lookin' sexy ::flexes:: OOOH YEA!

::later in the day::

Me: Damnit... I need to work out.. damn allusive deceitful morning abs..
by I'mboredatwork November 17, 2009
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manual ABS

lack of an ABS system in the car calling for intense and often tiring pumping of the brake pedal to stop.
Jesus, i almost crashed yesterday cuz' of my shitbox's manual ABS
by ripkif318 May 10, 2011
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Abe-Meming

When people create memes that insinuate that Abraham Lincoln said something that he indeed did not. Can be used to describe memes of other famous personalities such as Mahatma Ghandi or Albert Einstein which were faked in a similar manner.
"Are you sure Abraham Lincoln said that? Seems like someone was abe-meming."
by Antonio Kowatsch May 24, 2016
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abs kink

It's a kink where someone gets excited by having their abs either rubbed, scratched lightly or played with
I told my girl that I have an abs kink and she started rubbing my 12 pack slowly to get me in the mood.
by daddylion July 6, 2020
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Serious Abs

When you have a six-pack and it's obvious that it isn't just some ordinary well worked out six-pack. These packs means it seriously.

Some times people claim that serious abs might get so serious that the whole back muscle area becomes totally out of influence because of the extreme abdominal power.

When your abs reach that certain point where they become serious they might develop their own requirements, such as; a special diet, to be flexed frequently and shown off in front of people or even become unsatisfied when someone touches them.

Serious abs are pussy-magnets, but in a much more serious way. Don't mess with them unless you got 'em!
- Oh... My... God... Did you just see those abs. That's probably the hottest man alive!!!

- Yeah, that's some serious abs.
by SwaggerBomb April 30, 2010
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