tech loop

While internet surfing, one webpage leads to another webpage, leads to another webpage, and before you know it, it is 5 hours later.

Sorry I'm late to happy hour, I got caught in a tech loop.

by deanna4sun March 5, 2011

tech bags

Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.

"Yeah everything went to shit when all the tech bags started moving here..."

by fupa troopah October 19, 2019

maintenance tech

A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.

Someone call a engineer, this maintenance tech will never be able to fix this.

by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022

r1z Tech

Someone who practices r1z Tech shows an unwillingness to abide by the standards created by society.

Dude I think he's a femboy...
Yeah, that's what r1z tech does to a man.

by iplayvnl March 30, 2021

the tech ratio

1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.

2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.

Tonight i'm pouring the tech ratio because the tech ratio really got me.

by MichiganYeti March 1, 2019

kaynor tech

A school filled with whore and black big booty girls who want to beat up the white chicks...senior guys take advantage of white freshman girls because in their opinion their easy.

hey dude
yeah whats up?
see that girl over there?
yeah, why?

well she made out with a guy on my soccer team under the bleachers...and she goes to kaynor tech
okay, so what?
lets go fuck the shit out of her..i mean shes easy right?

by megan sarinona September 30, 2012

Running Tech

The process of trying to and and also getting with someone of the opposite gender sexually. Somewhat synonymous with flirting, but encompasses further deeds. Can be extrapolated to other sexual/romantic acts with tech-related wordplay.

Johnny: “Yoooo did you get with that girl Sam last night? She was kinda bad.”
Aaron: “Yeah dude, I wish you heard it I was running tech.”

Also:

Ewan: “Dude come on this double date with me. We need to run some dual technology. Co-op play man.

by Seagulls6firstguitar January 22, 2023