The act of being a turkey face.
by Carmen Vanilla Face. October 23, 2007
Get the BIG TURK-FAiCE. mug.I went to a Turk Hava Yollari | Turkish Airlines flight and it was better than Ryanair TM! When do applications open?
by MelSabharwal January 14, 2021
Get the Turk Hava Yollari | Turkish Airlines mug.this term is used to describe
1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2013
Get the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk mug.Exceptionally poor driving, often exhibited by a Turkish national or on Turkish roads, which endangers oneself, other road users, pedestrians and anyone else within the radius that a car could travel at high speed through the air. Often characterised by a distracted driver who will not stop talking, the parallel and constant use of a mobile phone while in command of a vehicle, or driving at 140 KMH only 1 metre behind the vehicle in front.
Applicable examples would be (i) multiple lane changes by a driver whilst simultaneously eating food, using a mobile phone and talking to passengers in the back of the vehicle (ii) a vehicle stopping at a busy road junction so the driver can make a phone call (iii) a vehicle reversing at high speed up a major road as the driver had missed their turn-off and was too lazy to wait until the next exit
Applicable examples would be (i) multiple lane changes by a driver whilst simultaneously eating food, using a mobile phone and talking to passengers in the back of the vehicle (ii) a vehicle stopping at a busy road junction so the driver can make a phone call (iii) a vehicle reversing at high speed up a major road as the driver had missed their turn-off and was too lazy to wait until the next exit
1. Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus, did you see that extreme turking? The driver of that car just cut across all 3 lanes of the road while eating a sandwich, sending a text message and apparently trying to make a joke to the child in the back
2. The driver of that car should be arrested for turking. Why would anyone think it is a good idea to park on a busy t-junction and make, what I assume, is a phone call to their family member to talk about what's for dinner
3. Someone nearly turked me off the road yesterday
2. The driver of that car should be arrested for turking. Why would anyone think it is a good idea to park on a busy t-junction and make, what I assume, is a phone call to their family member to talk about what's for dinner
3. Someone nearly turked me off the road yesterday
by Stuart the scholar October 5, 2022
Get the Turking mug.Schrödinger's Turk usually refers to someone who uses a persona best suited for the situation but immediately change their whole persona when the situation doesn't go to plan.
UNLIKE ''Schrödinger's cat'' the phrase ''Schrödinger's Turk'' will only exclusively be used to describe a person only
This phrase was widely popularized on the internet to mock Turkish streamer Hassan Piker, who would switch between being ''Caucasian'' and being ''Arab'' to best suit the narrative at hand.
UNLIKE ''Schrödinger's cat'' the phrase ''Schrödinger's Turk'' will only exclusively be used to describe a person only
This phrase was widely popularized on the internet to mock Turkish streamer Hassan Piker, who would switch between being ''Caucasian'' and being ''Arab'' to best suit the narrative at hand.
Hassan: ''I have faced much racism as an Arab in America.''
Hassan: ''Oh, i guess they don't like us, white boys.''
Viewer: Oh my god, here he goes again! That Schrödinger's Turk.
Hassan: ''Oh, i guess they don't like us, white boys.''
Viewer: Oh my god, here he goes again! That Schrödinger's Turk.
by Flutteryn December 1, 2025
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Get the Kaan turk mug.An otherwise smart person who is particularly gullible when presented with evidence about polish traditions, especially about aliens. Not racist but just not grounded in any sense of reality.
Hey bro - I think I was abducted by aliens last night.
Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.
Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.
by BB Marv August 20, 2025
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