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Potato

Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know

Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato

Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute

Usually a terrible quality objects
My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”

Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”

Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
by PotatoTheProot May 11, 2022
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

a thing that all must hail to for this is a god
Man: Look! It's potato!
Bobby: All Hail Potato!
by Temmie66667 April 15, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.
Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.
"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"
by dablackfox March 27, 2015
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound

Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound

-Comethazine
by Bs11111111111 August 27, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potatoes

One of many things that is better than cheese. But we all know they're better together.
Potatoes are so much better than cheese
by POTATOES > CHEESE September 20, 2019
mugGet the Potatoesmug.

Potato

A girl who knows she's super cute but refuses to admit it so she hides behind calling herself a potato even though she is gorgeous.
by Iwinalix:) March 24, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

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