andrew garfield

THE SEXIEST MAN ON PLANET EARF

DUDE ANDREW GARFIELD IS HOT ASH IN TASM 💥💥

by seriza July 29, 2023

Garfield

A comic strip fat cat who eats lasagna and hates Mondays, and created by Jim Davis.

I have a vintage Garfield book.

by dfqovwfeabvefi March 3, 2023

Andrew Garfield

To try to admit you're not involved in an upcoming movie or series by obviously admitting it

Interviewer: Will you be playing this role in the next movie.
Actor: I really don't know, although I am in contact with the producer.
Said actor just did an Andrew Garfield.

by Xava67 June 1, 2022

Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.

Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.

by Plato Duque April 23, 2022

Garfield

god

garfield is god

by fasjhftuiwhywwthjthkelaadfh May 18, 2019

Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much

Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends

by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019

2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.

“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”

by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021