Crusader Vagina

It means something that looks like a vagina through clothes

"Hey Kyle, Look at Leon's Crusader Vagina"

by Potato Astronaut March 30, 2022

Crusader Day

On December 19, everybody has to wear a great helm and attack anyone not wearing a helmet.

Guy: “Dude, it’s almost Crusader Day, get your helmet ready!”
Dude: “Thanks for reminding me about Crusader Day.”

by Lankster_ December 16, 2020

Covid Crusader

Someone who goes to great lengths to make sure people stay away from each other.

Look at that person with a full shopping cart! They sure are a Covid Crusader!

by Cixx May 15, 2020

Copium Crusader

A delusional fan of a franchise that hasn’t received new content for a while who still thinks said franchise will get new content.

Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).

"Mega Man X9 will definitely drop soon"

"Quit being a copium crusader it ain’t ever releasing"

by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025

Crusades

A time of war between the Christians and Muslims who both shared very different religions. The Christians believed they were taking their holy land back from the Muslims on the other hand Muslims proceeded to take the land that was of the Christians.

The crusades occurred during the 11th and 12th centuries.

by Wallace hormone December 10, 2018

Armchair Crusader

Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.

Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)

ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.

XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ

ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.

XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT

(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)

by D13pro March 12, 2014

Crusade

Crusade: A popular pastime during the Middle Ages. Generally considered to be an example of putting in a big effort to achieve your goals. Sometimes used in a negative way involving ‘hating on’, persecuting, changing or even killing those who are different to your way of thinking.

Johnny's going on a Crusade over this problem.

by JohnnyCrusader March 19, 2018