I fucked your mom

Something every salty 11 year old kid would say if you beat them in a 1v1 in fortnite

-beats kid in 1v1-
Kid: I fucked your mom
Me: -laughs-

by bwal0416 June 2, 2019

fuck your father's enemies

a daily expression in Turkey which means "i agree with you bro" in an informal way, mostly used in between close friends.
the real meaning is "enemy of even your close one's enemy is my enemy; we are on the same side"

a: ...that's what i think.
b: fuck your father's enemies bro.

by urbanturk September 6, 2016

go fuck your grandmother

something you say when you're really pissed

go fuck your grandmother

ok i will motherfucker

by stupidassedbastard October 21, 2015

fuck your friends february

This is a month of pleasure, coming after Jack off January. It's a month for celebrating you resisting women for a month, and this makes it time to celebrate.

Will you be my partner for Fuck Your Friends February?

by Jack off January January 27, 2018

Whatever fucks your wife

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.

Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."

Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."

by Orionthesnake March 18, 2010

Put that in your ass and fuck it.

A More harsh and direct version of put that in your pipe and smoke it. Basically a way of telling someone how it is and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves.

I've told you a million times that I think your a cunt so Put that in your ass and fuck it.

by Cuntgasm December 5, 2022

Fuck your friend day

November 5th is national fuck your friend day. On this day your friend can't say no to having gay sex with you

Hey friend, did you know it's fuck your friend day

I guess that means I'll have to have hard gay sex with you

by Some man from bhutan November 3, 2021