Wyoming Whooping Cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.

Jake: Dude, Kassidy was giving me head and she got Wyoming Whooping Cough, she was coughing for hours

by FiringShotsAgressively April 16, 2016

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Wyoming Elephant Foot

Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.

I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018

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Before partaking in an act of 69, defecate in an old pair of underpants and pull them down to allow your penis to move freely. Then, as you are about to ejaculate, let the excrement flow out of your nappy onto your partner's head, taking care not to let it flow out prior.

Strategic timing and handling skill is necessary to execute this one. It's not for the faint-of-heart.

I was parked in the rest stop when, out the back, I saw an adventurous young couple performing 69. They did a Wyoming dump truck at the end; it got everywhere.

by the petulant parliamentarian May 24, 2017

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Wyoming Yogurt Machine

While engaged in sex, it is the art of dropping a fat deuce on the sex partners chest that curls up like frozen yogurt. That would make the producer of the turd the yogurt machine.

Oh this is a large poop. It has curled up. You are like a Wyoming yogurt machine.

by Smith2069 July 25, 2016

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Wyoming Underground Railroad

A Masterpiece of People-Movement, Crafted and Executed by a particular conductor and homeowner of said underground railroad, with the assistance of the two railroad fire marshalls onboard, on the night of July 8th through the early morning hours of July 9th, 2011 in Wyoming, Ohio. Several trapped persons were able to wait the disaster out, while others found themselves guided to safety against all odds, whether they were guided by a system of flags (posters for safety, crosses for danger), hidden in stealthy vehicles, or suicide missions through the woods. The unprecidented success of this branch of the wyo underground railroad will undoubtably spread throughout the town. All members aboard are remembered for their courage, trust in those around them, and their ability to start a new trend in fighting the system.

"Oh shit, the fuzz is out front, should I open the door?"
"No, you fucking dingleberry, didn't you hear about the Wyoming Underground Railroad? Get these kids downstairs, we're gonna be here for a while"

by Claus Baudilaire July 9, 2011

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