float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

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floating sock

A sock that went not floating yuh moon bounce yeah

Yo this "bitch" is being a floating sock, shtruv

by FlyingSnick February 9, 2022

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floating omelette

When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.

Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.

by WeirdWeirdWorld February 24, 2017

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Floating Body

A floating body is when a Xanax bar is placed in any alcoholic beverage for consumption. Although the Xanax bar is widely used, any pill that gives the user euphoria is perfectly acceptable. The pill resembles a body floating in water. The same feeling is given to the user when he or she mixes alcohol with Xanax.

Dude I scored some Xanax bars the other day, so I had a couple beers and made them into a Floating Body.

by michaellondon April 4, 2015

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