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Whack-A-Troll

This is a game to rid message boards of the irritating trolls. Reminiscent of the carnival game of a similar name, the object is to be the first one to clobber an idiot when it's inane postings appear and make it go back in it's hole.
"I tried to get the first two hits in on the Whack-A-Troll game yesterday, but my buddy beat me to the knock out punch"
by FireIced February 25, 2010
mugGet the Whack-A-Trollmug.

phone whacking

To spank it while on the phone with one who sexually arouses you.
Oh my god! Leo's phone whacking with his girlfriend back home.
by Ackbar & King July 7, 2011
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Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.
Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.
by Joeyyyy April 15, 2008
mugGet the Whack and Napmug.

whack spackle

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.
jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!
by samuel adams February 3, 2005
mugGet the whack spacklemug.

medium whack

Medium whack (and other variations) is used to describe something as being whack, but to also to emphasize a lack of interest in the subject. So, it’s essentially the same thing as “whack”, but you add the “medium” part to 1.) Be redundant for no reason and 2.) Indicate feelings of indifference towards the subject, i.e. “It’s whack and I’m already bored of talking about it”.
Example: “How was the bar last night?” “Medium whack, dude. Way too many hipsters dancing to weird music. I should’ve stayed home and watched Netflix.”

Other potential uses…
Medium Funny: “How was ‘The Hangover 2’?”, “I guess it was medium funny.”

Medium Cool: “How was the party in uptown?”, “It was medium cool, I guess…”
by Crazy Joe Dude March 24, 2013
mugGet the medium whackmug.

rip a whack

To start a large quantity of something.
by SuperStankbot August 26, 2009
mugGet the rip a whackmug.

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation
"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."
by ssullivan April 18, 2006
mugGet the whacking the garymug.

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