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Synchronize Watches

The act of calling your friends in an attempt to set a time to have sex at the same time as each other. This act builds lasting friendships and bonds as each person has sex knowing that they are having sex at the same time as their friends. This act can be done alone (Hand Solo) if a partner is unavailable.
Bob emailed all of his friends to Synchronize Watches at 8:30 tonight. My wife is on the rag so I will be going Hand Solo.
by Rodan Mistiff February 19, 2011
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watchers

1. A group of individuals who monitor the common everday person
2. Someone who knows more than they should know
3. The people who are watching you right now, and know what you are doing.
The watchers know who you are, and what you are doing.
by Anonymous December 19, 1999
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Watcher

(Highlander) A secret society of men and women who observe and record the lives of immortals, but never interfere. Most of the time anyway. They are ID'd by their wrist tattoos. Joe Dawson was the most famous, as Duncan MacLeod's Watcher. Sometimes they go rogue and start hunting immortals, and then they are called Hunters.
Joe was the only really cool Watcher in this 'verse
by ChicagoMel December 26, 2009
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Whale Watcher

anybody who is extremely stupid can be a whale watcher
by heymarket station September 4, 2003
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Watcher

(n) A person who observes the activities of another person. Those being observed by a watcher are usually unaware they are being inspected and studied by a third party, unless that third party reveals themself to be a watcher.
Kelly: "I see that you added that slutty hot chick to your Myspace friends list.
Kevin: OMG your such a watcher!!
by Telly D. May 19, 2006
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watcher

someone who perfers to watch girls strip rather than actually fuckin them.
why anyone would be like that, i have no fuckin clue
he is such a loser, i came to fuck, but i ended up just getting undressed because he was only a watcher and was to scared to fuck me, dickhead
by screwster May 13, 2005
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dot watcher

Person who watches the dots on their iMessage waiting for a reply.
Waiting for a romantic partner to respond to a text is a dot watcher.
by RTDNECO December 23, 2015
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