crissy wake up

Typically used when someone is actively being possessed by an unknown demon.
Girl: *Eyes go blank, stays still, starts flying*
Guy: "CRISSY WAKE UP {ION LIKE THIS}"
by Vickyelle May 12, 2024
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Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.
After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.
by BillyJackoff September 04, 2020
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Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.
I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.
by Orange_crush June 26, 2019
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waikiki wake-up call

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once
waikiki wake-up call someone.
by Turd mongler February 21, 2016
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A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 05, 2024
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