Winston

A guy whos dick is 3cm long and is so skinny like a stick. He like those girls who try to show off everything. he is smart on the inside but trys to act dumb in real life

girl : is that Winston! i wanna suck his tiny dick. different boy : wanna suck mine? girl : NOO! only winstons dick i wanna suck on!

by oop_ kid April 28, 2021

winstoned

Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine

Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection

by re-rezzed May 11, 2017

Winston Spergula

A short rich british philanthropist who engages in such endeavours as sending blind men pig eyeballs and framing them for murders that never happened.

WINSTON SPERGULA YOU WILL DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Winston

Questionable being made out of unconsciousness, unawareness, unenery. Gets hard easily, worse than my fucking ex

You’re being such a Winston rn

by Winston beysolow January 25, 2024

Winston

He's the most honest and trustworthy person you'll ever find. He sometimes can come across harshly but his intentions are pure. He has the best sense of humor and makes the best out of serious situations. He's the greatest best friend that one can find. He has an unbelievably attractive physical appearance. His voice is like an angels. His eyes gaze into your soul. He's kind heart and warm soul can win you over with just a sentence.

Winston is the type of person you'll never stop loving even if you tried.

by Rykah_F November 22, 2021

Winston

Winston is a pussy who thinks he’s rich but it’s mummy and daddy’s boss money so he’s gonna go no where in life and he should stop throwing his weight around if he can’t take to weight that comes with it.

“Oh you know Winston,yeah?”

“Yeah he’s a pussy though isn’t he”
“Yeah he is to be fair

by U want sum fam? August 1, 2020

Winston

A generally nice and loving guy that does not hesitate to double snap or double text. He has a lot of sexual energy that he cannot expel because his bitch does not like to fuck him. Instead she strings him along and has him pay for stuff and possibly cuddles with him. Opposite of Chad.

After Stacy got back from Chad's house, she went on a lunch date with her boyfriend, Ralph. She later texted Chad and said: "Ralph has no idea where I was last night and he's paying for my food hahaha what a Winston!"

by chad9999 October 5, 2022