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Wifey

Someone who will love you more then anyone because she will really make you feel special!! So if you have a “wifey” you better keep her And make her feel very special

Wifey= BEST FRIEND
by Summ11 December 8, 2019
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Wifey

Wifey is a person who is your number 1 true bestfriend and all ways have your back.
by Queenbeec1738 September 22, 2017
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The Wifey Council

Wifey council, is a group of friends who are platonically married to each other. They are made up of 11 people who are Aki, Kima, Dinki, Uni, Pop, Mushi, Shy, Vistii, Buni, Halo, and Jay. Half of the Wifey council are part of a minecraft smp called the "Council SMP" in which there is a peaceful (chaotic) environment as many start to build their homes and structures. The wives of the council can often be found in a vc in their discord being crackheads. Their discord also includes other familial members such as their mothers, father, and side hoes, who can sometimes also be found in vcs.
Person 1: Have you seen the members of the wifey council? They're some of the coolest people it's so hard to get in!
Person 2: Right?? I hope I get picked as a side hoe at least :(
by aki_ November 11, 2020
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wifey

a girl's best friend who is the moon her duck, they spend all their time together and become vsco girls! They'd choose each other over their boyfriends anyway, loving each other endlessly and eventually running to an island of gae.
"oh my goodness you are the moon to my duck!"
"oh my god i love you wifey sksk and i oop!"
by heathermcsoftnamara September 4, 2019
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The Wifey Effect

Receiving a ball and chain gag during a bachelor party in embarrassing fashion and puking from the pressure.
The reality of getting married finally hit him so hard during his bachelor party it caused The Wifey Effect.
by imthejoe April 10, 2011
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Wifey

A women who will suck your dick under the table at your parents house during thanksgiving dinner.
“Yooo she my wifey.”
“How do you know?”

“She fucking sucked me off at my dads funeral.”
Damn bro keep her.”
by Mynameisfuckingcharlie January 10, 2019
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