Someone who is very good at pretending they are interested in you and the world you live in. But In all actuality, all they care about is what benefits them and who can help them climb the ladder. Your fiancé might be really good friends with a Whitney because they work hand in hand together, which can be a blessing and a curse. The Whitney will and can manipulate anyone she can because she has the image that she can control and do what she likes because she thinks she is above all who control. But at the end of the day. The Whitney can be a decent friend. But watch your back, cause she has a knife hidden in those clothes that don’t fit.
Him: why the hell are you listening to the Whitney? She knows nothing about this!
Her: Because she’s my friend and I respect what she has to say.
Him: Yea, until you get stabbed in the titty!
Her: Because she’s my friend and I respect what she has to say.
Him: Yea, until you get stabbed in the titty!
by Person.forever September 5, 2021
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Derived from the time shortly after the death of Whitney Houston anyone spouting old news or regurgitation of a commonly used meme etc is met with the response. Whitney Houston is dead you know! Later evolved to pulling a Whitney
Derived from the time shortly after the death of Whitney Houston anyone spouting old news or regurgitation of a commonly used meme etc is met with the response. Whitney Houston is dead you know! Later evolved to pulling a Whitney
“Did you know coke cans are generally used all over the world to estimate scale in images?
Yes also Whitney Houston is dead!
Yes also Whitney Houston is dead!
by Adventquiz November 13, 2025
Get the Whitney mug.Literally PokéSatan. Giratina move aside bro like damn. This Miltank... with its... ATTRACT and MILK DRINK Combo, like bro is more scary than Cynthia. damn. Like this is the OG sweeper. This damn miltank. I swear, this thing--- THIS thing is more trauma inducing than Cynthia. Change my mind. You can't. This dumb stupid ahh miltank, I hate it. Literally the worst thing ever.
And dont get me started on Rollout, like bro. that thing KO's faster than my grades fall. like i send out one mon and like instantly bros out in two fucking turns. TWO TURNS. and its like bro unless you traded ur fucking soul (for you critics, IK its drowzee) for that damned machop in the dept store, ur cooked faster than a thanksgiving turkey.
Like bro what do you mean i FINALLY get it to low HP and bros like "Lol actually," and uses milk drank and freaking heals like what 50% HP? Hello!? And like "Oh i can hit it and it'll faint" and bros like erm actually it says "Quilava was immobilized by love", and then bro knocks out Quilava with rollout. Like my god u all out here calling Cynthia bad? No. This—this disgrace, behemoth, disgusting creature is the true final boss of pokemon.
And dont get me started on Rollout, like bro. that thing KO's faster than my grades fall. like i send out one mon and like instantly bros out in two fucking turns. TWO TURNS. and its like bro unless you traded ur fucking soul (for you critics, IK its drowzee) for that damned machop in the dept store, ur cooked faster than a thanksgiving turkey.
Like bro what do you mean i FINALLY get it to low HP and bros like "Lol actually," and uses milk drank and freaking heals like what 50% HP? Hello!? And like "Oh i can hit it and it'll faint" and bros like erm actually it says "Quilava was immobilized by love", and then bro knocks out Quilava with rollout. Like my god u all out here calling Cynthia bad? No. This—this disgrace, behemoth, disgusting creature is the true final boss of pokemon.
"Bro have u beat goldenrod ?"
"No Whitney's Miltank made me throw my goddamned cartridge out the window."
"No Whitney's Miltank made me throw my goddamned cartridge out the window."
by Giratinaisprettyepic December 24, 2025
Get the Whitney's Miltank mug.Whitney Fields is a star that lights up any room. A natural born leader who is outgoing, smart, wealthy, and loyal. Whitney is very kind but don’t cross her. She is spiritual with a hint of Kanye. Family oriented and loves to give back. She has a big heart but a even bigger bank account. If you have a Whitney Fields in your life keep her. She will always be that friend you can depend on and is always an upgrade.
by Whitney Fields November 23, 2021
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by 311311 June 21, 2023
Get the Whitney Elle mug.Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.
by jakey breaky March 13, 2023
Get the Jacob Whitney mug.Similar to traditional love bombing, Whitney Love BombingTM is a tactic established is 2025 where someone overwhelms a new partner with excessive affection, attention, and gifts early in a relationship to establish that they follow through on a challenge and to gain their trust. This can involve grand gestures, constant communication, and promises of future pranks and dares, all designed to make the target laugh, feel presently surprised, and slightly overwhelmed. It is the genuine non-manipulative version of traditional love bombing and, if executed correctly, should lead to great memories, laughter, healthy conversation about boundaries, and a relationship and/or friendship based on mutual consent, pranks, and fun.
I didn’t think she’d actually send me tacos at work! Whitney Love Bombing goes hard!
As a guy, I never received flowers and edible arrangements until I met a girl that insisted on breaking gender norms and Whitney Love Bombed me!
As a guy, I never received flowers and edible arrangements until I met a girl that insisted on breaking gender norms and Whitney Love Bombed me!
by Leechan4 April 15, 2025
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