what have you

It means ect.

Get what ever you can, rocks, bunnies, lamps, what have you.

by asdgg February 18, 2008

What are you upto?

What have you being doing lately (or) What you gonna do.

Veena opens up a chat window with Aravind and asks "What r u upto?"

by Zombie October 4, 2004

What are you doing?

Said when your bored and you want to talk with someone who is also bored, filler.

What are you doing?
Nothing

What are you doing?
Women

by Cheez March 22, 2003

what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.

owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom

by MonicaChan April 19, 2022

What ale's you

the questioning of what causes you pain or discomfort

Son, what in the world ale's you?!
Son, what in the world is the matter with you?! What ale's you

by Rubber duck February 29, 2016

What are you doing?

A question asked by your online buddy.
Upon reading that, you feel the urge to reply with the terms "your mom."

E: Hey man, how's it going?
A: Good.
E: What are you doing?
A: Your mom.
E: WTF??
A: That's right, I'm doing your mom.

by E ain't no Wanksta August 18, 2003

what is you up to

An expression commonly mistaken with "what's the haps", What is you up to is the complete opposite. The expression simply means to wonder as to what activities another individual is partaking in at any given moment.

brotha:YO, what is you up to
hommie:just chillin with some peeps.
brotha: fly!

by SLICK MOTHA May 3, 2006