Unicorn

a hose that missed Noah's ark and then was impaled in the forehead and believed to be magical and beautiful when reality it is evil and ugly

Unicorn

by Flowerwolf11 June 27, 2015

Unicorn

A one-horned goat kind thing 4-year-old girls are all obsessed about and when they find out they don't really exist they throw a 2-month tantrum thinking that they are gonna come out of the toilet and take them to fairy princess land.

4-year-old girl: mom I can't wait to go to school and find a unicorn

mom: unicorns don't exist, that is just what they tell you at school so you don't throw a temper tantrum

4-year-old girl: waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA

by ghostcarrotunicorn May 25, 2020

Unicorn

A rainbow pooping horned horse with glitter teeth and glass hooves.

That unicorn is for reals.

by Pm77yall May 6, 2016

Unicorn

A male with an erection

John is such a unicorn. He's always walking around with an erection.

by Alexx P May 1, 2014

unicorn

much like a snowflake they think they are completely original and special even though their are just drones like the rest of us, i'm sorry your not special i'm not special and if think you original you should look around you're not a fucking unicorn

I just got screamed at for an hour by a unicorn for calling a it a girl when it was obviously non-binary, fucking unicorns.

by Lord the 5th July 8, 2017

Unicorn

A unicorn is a extremely attractive man/woman who is dating someone who is way less than average looking. The term unicorn is used to describe it because, 1) it was some magical/mythical shit they got together. 2) there is no way it will ever happen again (once in a lifetime type thing) 3) the extremely less than average looking one will never do anything to lose his/her unicorn.

That's a unicorn

by Ms. MAS March 10, 2015

Unicorn

According to the universal hot/crazy matrix, a unicorn is a girl who is below a five crazy, above a four crazy, and above an 8 hot. These rare and nearly mythical creatures are very infrequently encountered in the wild, so if you find one, be sure to capture and take care of it, so that we can replicate it. Not to be confused with a tranny, who are always below a four crazy.

Person: dude, that girl is fuckin' hot, and she's way chill. I think she might be a unicorn.

Other person: Bruh, she's a little TOO chill. Thats a dude

by Hectare December 13, 2016