by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019
When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean
by Psycodelics February 15, 2020
Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth
I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch
by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023
A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.
Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.
by TheJoePilato April 2, 2016
1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.
2. An insult to demean lesser males.
2. An insult to demean lesser males.
1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"
2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014