Tristan

A juicy goosey

Tristan is a juicy goosey

by HoverDoughnut June 8, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is know for being an absolute unit with the worlds biggest cock. He is unable to train in normal gyms because, even using every plate, there isn’t enough for him to warm up on bench, not only that but every woman in a 10 mile radius just starts dripping uncontrollably. In his spare time he is know to slap up bots in creative, mainly shev.

Tristan- a unit

by Trees96 July 14, 2019

Tristan

The most amazing, hansome, sexy, athletic and humorous boy. Every girl will die for him. They all love him. Tristans also have the most killer green eyes and abs

Tristan is amazing

by Jansushakkabab October 15, 2018

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristan

Tristan is a white backstabbing little boy he could be your friend one day and could be your enemy the next by doing some stupid shit

Guy:Tristan reported me for a joke I made

Tristan:well that's what you

by Small dick white boi October 28, 2017

Tristan

FEMALE!!! Tristan is a caring girl that is an amazing friend. She is always there for them no matter. She becomes shy when she gets complimented. And just is a sweet person in general. She has an amazing love for sports and loves being with people that are nice non-drama people. Her best friend is usually a Emily.

Tristan went to her friend's house on a Friday.

by LilyRose2021 August 24, 2017

Tristan

Tristan is the sexiest most caring person ever. He has the body of a god. He is really athletic and has a really big heart, at first he’s shy but when u get to know he has the best personality. He makes you feel like your the most specialest girl in whole entire world if you ever meet one don’t ever let him go

That girl is so lucky because she has a guy like Tristan in her life

by Little_cuttie August 4, 2018