He is a funny, caring and sweet piece of ass. He likes to make people laugh but usually has a strunk whenever he is around people. He also likes to give the suk.
by Vegetable_Strunk December 10, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan is know for being an absolute unit with the worlds biggest cock. He is unable to train in normal gyms because, even using every plate, there isn’t enough for him to warm up on bench, not only that but every woman in a 10 mile radius just starts dripping uncontrollably. In his spare time he is know to slap up bots in creative, mainly shev.
Tristan- a unit
by Trees96 July 14, 2019
Get the Tristanmug. The most amazing, hansome, sexy, athletic and humorous boy. Every girl will die for him. They all love him. Tristans also have the most killer green eyes and abs
Tristan is amazing
by Jansushakkabab October 15, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. A very amazing guy, so you think. If you date him, then you are in the long run. Tristan will make your relationship very difficult. He will act like he loves you and that he cares for you. But at the worst moment he will break up with you for your cousin. After a month or two he would come back when you are in an amazing relationship with someone else. He will manipulate you into loving him again. So you leave the other person for him. All he talks about over the phone is how much jessika hurt him. You knew it was a mistake to let him back in your life.
Stacey: man did you hear what Tristan did to Patience?
Monica: yea, he left her for her cousin.
Stacey: what a asshole, I would never let him get to me.
1 hour later
Stacey: Tristan winked at me earlier! I think he might ask me out
Monica: whatever, he is definitely into me.
Jessika: he's my boyfriend, so back off guys.
Stacey and Monica: SHUT UP DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE DID TO PATIENCE?! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU STUPID ASS B*TCH
Monica: yea, he left her for her cousin.
Stacey: what a asshole, I would never let him get to me.
1 hour later
Stacey: Tristan winked at me earlier! I think he might ask me out
Monica: whatever, he is definitely into me.
Jessika: he's my boyfriend, so back off guys.
Stacey and Monica: SHUT UP DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE DID TO PATIENCE?! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU STUPID ASS B*TCH
by Moonlight Melody June 23, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022
Get the Tristanitismug. Tristan is a white backstabbing little boy he could be your friend one day and could be your enemy the next by doing some stupid shit
by Small dick white boi October 28, 2017
Get the Tristanmug. FEMALE!!! Tristan is a caring girl that is an amazing friend. She is always there for them no matter. She becomes shy when she gets complimented. And just is a sweet person in general. She has an amazing love for sports and loves being with people that are nice non-drama people. Her best friend is usually a Emily.
by LilyRose2021 August 24, 2017
Get the Tristanmug.