Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristan

A very amazing guy, so you think. If you date him, then you are in the long run. Tristan will make your relationship very difficult. He will act like he loves you and that he cares for you. But at the worst moment he will break up with you for your cousin. After a month or two he would come back when you are in an amazing relationship with someone else. He will manipulate you into loving him again. So you leave the other person for him. All he talks about over the phone is how much jessika hurt him. You knew it was a mistake to let him back in your life.

Stacey: man did you hear what Tristan did to Patience?

Monica: yea, he left her for her cousin.
Stacey: what a asshole, I would never let him get to me.

1 hour later

Stacey: Tristan winked at me earlier! I think he might ask me out
Monica: whatever, he is definitely into me.
Jessika: he's my boyfriend, so back off guys.
Stacey and Monica: SHUT UP DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE DID TO PATIENCE?! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU STUPID ASS B*TCH

by Moonlight Melody June 23, 2018

Tristan

the best brother a sister could ask for.

tristan uwu

by crxptique July 1, 2019

Tristan

The most amazing, hansome, sexy, athletic and humorous boy. Every girl will die for him. They all love him. Tristans also have the most killer green eyes and abs

Tristan is amazing

by Jansushakkabab October 15, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is a white backstabbing little boy he could be your friend one day and could be your enemy the next by doing some stupid shit

Guy:Tristan reported me for a joke I made

Tristan:well that's what you

by Small dick white boi October 28, 2017

Tristan

FEMALE!!! Tristan is a caring girl that is an amazing friend. She is always there for them no matter. She becomes shy when she gets complimented. And just is a sweet person in general. She has an amazing love for sports and loves being with people that are nice non-drama people. Her best friend is usually a Emily.

Tristan went to her friend's house on a Friday.

by LilyRose2021 August 24, 2017

Tristan

Tristan is the sexiest most caring person ever. He has the body of a god. He is really athletic and has a really big heart, at first he’s shy but when u get to know he has the best personality. He makes you feel like your the most specialest girl in whole entire world if you ever meet one don’t ever let him go

That girl is so lucky because she has a guy like Tristan in her life

by Little_cuttie August 4, 2018