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Torontools

n. Douchebags that get to go to Toronto Film Festival while I sit at my desk playing Snood. FUCK!
Where is everyone in Hollywood today brah?

The Torontools are all up north sucking the collective dick of the indie world.
by Bee2theGee September 11, 2009
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Toronto Tootsie Roll

Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.

I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
by chestersmokington October 24, 2010
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toronto cream egg

When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!
by ieat TURTLES March 22, 2011
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Perseus of Toronto

A term describing a situation where you know exactly what you want and are serious about getting it. Lists of conditions may be provided.
A: "Are you serious?"
B: "Like Perseus of Toronto"

"I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside. I am Perseus of Toronto"
by Torontonians March 7, 2009
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Toronto

a) A large city in Canada which is really cold in the winter and really humid and sweaty in the summer.

b) Made a bid for the olympics several times, but was denied, Vancouver was successful right away.
c)3 words- The Maple Leafs.

d) lacks Mountains, ocean, old growth forest, and a team that makes the playoffs
It's playoff time, what are you doing Toronto nian? Why making fun of Canadian teams that actually made it of course!
by hwonnwon April 27, 2010
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toronto

The city every city in Canada is jealous of
Especially the west
Oh, I'm from Vancouver, i think im going to post a definition on how Toronto sucks and how Vancouver is way better because i'm just so darn jealous.
by tRiix May 13, 2005
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Perseus of Toronto

Tha Ultimate DON of Toronto AKA THA KING AKA DANKNUGGETS
Bitchassbitch: YO fuck Perseus of Toronto

BAM!!BAM!!BAM!!BRAAAAAAPPP!!
"thud" "stomp" "stomp" "stomp"
by captaincannibis January 18, 2010
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