Bacon

1. noun A local town douche-bag that can be found in Oshkosh, WI; known primarily for his Youtube videos and local towns hijinks. Often referred to solely by his last name.

"Have you seen Bacon's latest video where he makes outrageous beer pong shots?"

by Oshkosh Fan October 14, 2008

BACON

the cure for cancer

Mike: I'm going to die of cancer tom
Doctor: its ok have some Bacon
(( eats bacon ))
Mike: i feel better, thanks doctor
Doctor: Don't thank me, thank GOD he created the world to enjoy bacon

by ily 69 March 24, 2010

and Bacon

to add bacon to anything, to express the undefinable

yes i'll have eggs, toast, and bacon. Bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon. and bacon

by B-boytano November 9, 2003

bacon

large scabs usually in a similar shape as a piece of bacon.

Hey Turtle, nice slab of bacon on that knee. Where did you biff?

by Dr. Turtle February 3, 2009

Bacon

A whore, one who is only concerned with having sex with many men.

A person that takes it up the butt.

A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.

"Hey, I heard that bacon chick was preggers."

"Really?"

"Yeah....Not surprising though LOL"

by asdfjkl;asdfjkl; March 12, 2008

Baconator

Thang and Trina's get out of a lame convo card.

Guy 1 - "My parents died in a horrible car accident last night"

Guy 2 - "Damn, I can go for a Baconator"

Guy 1 "WHAT?!!"

by Docterbackup April 26, 2008

Baconism

A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.

They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.

Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.

by Biscuitnade January 10, 2014